Contemplating our upcoming move, I decided to post an ad on my Facebook page.
657 mismatched socks
98 pairs of shoes (may or may not match)
75 plastic lids without containers
Entire contents of garage and attic (except for the good stuff)
Entire contents of couch and loveseat
27 boxes and/or baskets of “miscellaneous” items
Plus the person in our house who forgets to start the dryer, leaves the milk out, soaks the bathroom floor while showering, and eats the last cookie-poptart-brownie–and who goes by the name of “Not Me”.